When Sloane Mullins catches her boyfriend in a compromising position with another woman, her meddling friend Leah decides that a better model is exactly what Sloane needs, whether she wants a new man or not.
Meanwhile, colleague and former Army Ranger Logan steps in to rescue her from one disaster after another. What if the perfect man has been under her nose the whole time?
Nickel is the ninth book in the Blackwood Elements series but can be read as a standalone – no cliffhanger!
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Excerpt: The Beginning…
“Stop calling me at the office,” I hissed.
“You leave me with little choice, Sloane. You won’t answer your cell phone.”
And there was a darn good reason for that. I didn’t want to talk to Kenneth. I didn’t even want to think about him. What I did want to do was run his testicles through a wood chipper right before I removed his vocal cords with the dental pick he insisted on using in front of the mirror every morning.
“Because I’m busy. Just give me back my stuff.”
“I will, when you come over and get it. We need to talk, pumpkin.”
I’d once thought it cute that he gave me a nickname, but a rotund orange Halloween decoration? Really?
“I’ve got nothing to say to you.”
“Look, I made a mistake. I realise that, and I’m prepared to apologise if you’ll only sit down and discuss this like an adult.”
“A mistake? A mistake?” Heads turned to stare at me, and I lowered my voice to a harsh whisper. “Forgetting to buy milk is a mistake. Burning dinner is a mistake. Sticking your cock into your secretary is not a freaking mistake!”
“I’ve explained that.” His reasonable tone made me want to throw the phone across the room, but I prided myself on remaining professional at all times. “We won a big advertising contract, and I had a little too much to drink with lunch. Sherilyn drove me home, and we got carried away. I told you I’ve fired her.”
And I felt weirdly guilty about that. Sherilyn couldn’t have been more than twenty—wrinkle-and-love-handle-free—and it wasn’t her fault that her boss had been a complete jerk. Still, she was probably better off without him. We both were. I just wanted my freaking belongings back.
“Yes, I understand you left the girl unable to pay her rent this month, but that doesn’t change how I feel. It’s over.”
“Why don’t we take a vacation? Hawaii? You always wanted to go to Hawaii.”
Which part of “it’s over” did he not get? Was this how he’d made it to assistant vice president at the big advertising firm he worked for? Did he simply wear down any potential clients until they signed the contract to make him go away?
“I don’t want to go to Hawaii.”
“How about the Bahamas?”
“Or the Bahamas or anywhere else with you. I just want you to pack up the things I left in your apartment so I can get out of your life. I’ll send a courier at a time that’s convenient.”
“As Benjamin Franklin once said, ‘Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.’ This is a big decision, and you’ve barely thought it through.”
Give me strength.
“Kenneth, I can’t talk about this right now. I’m at work.”
“Tonight, seven o’clock, my place. I’ll buy one of those French apple tarts from Claude’s that you’re so fond of.”
“Fine. Seven o’clock. But we’re not talking. I want to get my stuff and leave.”
“I’ll open a bottle of rosé.”
I slammed the phone down so hard it fell onto the floor. Leah, the friend and colleague who sat next to me, picked it up and set it back on my desk.
“You okay?” she asked.
“Kenneth’s totally delusional. He still thinks that if he buys me enough gifts and ignores everything I say, I’ll conveniently forget I walked in on him cheating.”
“I don’t know why you haven’t asked Emmy to get your stuff back. You know she would.”
Emmy and her husband, Black, were my two bosses at Blackwood Security. I’d started working there at the age of twenty-two, seven-and-a-bit years ago, following a brief spell at an accountancy firm in Richmond. Brief because one of the partners had followed me into the stationery cupboard and tried to put his hand up my skirt, and I’d walked out the door without stopping to pick up my final pay cheque. Luckily, Emmy had taken a chance on me, and I’d been at Blackwood ever since. I never wanted to leave.
And as the female version of Superman, she’d help me to collect my things if I asked her—of that I was certain—but I was equally sure that Kenneth would end up with a few dents along the way.
“I don’t want to get Emmy involved. Kenneth’s best friend is a personal injury lawyer and his uncle’s a cop.”
“So? Emmy won’t care about that.”
“But my mom will when she hears about it, and she will hear about it. If Kenneth gets so much as a bruise, he’ll make sure the entire neighbourhood knows, and Mom hates any sort of violence.”
Go figure. I’d been brought up on a diet of rainbows and pacifism, and my bosses were both highly paid assassins. Mom thought I worked for a company that installed burglar alarms. I loved her dearly, but sometimes she could be really, really hard work.
“Do you have much to pick up from Kenneth?”
“Enough that I can’t let it go. Clothes, shoes, books, half of my bakeware including the pans Grandma gave me before she died two years ago, and I can’t ever replace those.”
“Tell me again, why did you date Kenneth?”
“You have no idea how many times I’ve asked myself that same question over the past month.”
I just didn’t want to admit to the answer. My next birthday—in only four short months—would be the big three-O, and between Mom’s comments about grandchildren, internet ads for dating sites, memes about crazy cat ladies, and my own biological clock ticking away in the background, I may have ended up a teeny bit unhinged. That and I was sick of spending all my spare time alone. So when Kenneth asked me out at one of the church fundraisers both of our moms had a hand in organising, I’d said yes even though he didn’t exactly make my heart skip. Mom once said she hadn’t much liked my dad when they first met in high school, but thirty-five years later, they were still together, for better, for worse. Mostly worse, if I was truthful. When I was younger, he’d hurt her badly, and even now they bickered a lot and he acted like a scumbag most of the time. But perhaps that was an extreme example? Even regular relationships were supposed to take effort, right? And men needed a translation manual.
“So, are you gonna go over there tonight?” Leah asked. “I’d come with you, but it’s my sister-in-law’s baby shower.”
Tick, tick, tick.
“Honestly, it’s fine. No, I’m not going, not tonight. Maybe another day when I’m less likely to throw things at Kenneth.”
If only I hadn’t thrown back the key to his damn apartment, then we wouldn’t be having this conversation. It didn’t even hit him, just bounced off the sheet his secretary was clutching around herself.
“You should throw things. Like a grenade.”
“I—”
A shadow fell across my desk, a big shadow, and I knew who it was before I turned my head. The light aroma of Hugo Boss aftershave that barely masked the woodsy musk of man made my heart race. How did I know it was Hugo Boss? Because I’d spent hours picking it out when I drew the wearer in the office Secret Santa the year before last. Hours. I’d tested so many fragrances that I lost my sense of smell for three whole days. The original bottle must surely have run out by now, which meant he’d liked it enough to buy more. Therefore the effort had been worth it.
“Everything okay?” Logan Barnes asked.
As well as having great bosses, did I mention the other perk of working at Blackwood? The men. We didn’t just have eye candy, we had the visual equivalent of ice cream sundaes, glazed donuts, and chocolate caramels walking through our office every single day, dressed in everything from custom-made suits to combats.
And Logan? Logan was a banana split with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Emphasis on the banana part.
Excerpt: Introducing Logan…
“What’s up with Sloane?” Logan asked Leah as he waited for the machine to make his coffee.
“What makes you think anything’s up? She said everything was fine.”
Which was bullshit. Normally, Sloane’s smile brightened the entire office, but today, she looked as if she’d swallowed a hornet’s nest.
“Yeah, she did say that, but she was also lying.”
“She’ll kill me if I say anything.”
“How about I kill you if you don’t?”
“Now you’re lying.”
Leah laughed and leaned past him to take a donut, but Logan grabbed the box and held them out of her reach. Since he stood six feet one compared to Leah’s five feet nothing, that wasn’t a difficult task.
“Oh, no you don’t.” He stood on tiptoes as she jumped to grab them. “I’ll eat every single one of these if you don’t tell me why Sloane’s upset.”
“You wouldn’t dare.”
“Try me. Mmm, I’m so hungry.”
Leah narrowed her eyes, and for such a tiny lady, she looked disproportionately scary.
“Why do you even care about Sloane?”
“Because we had a management meeting the other day, and Black asked me to head up the new employee-welfare program.”
Black, of course, had done no such thing. No wonder Leah looked sceptical. The big man’s idea of monitoring staff well-being was to check they were all still breathing from time to time. Why didn’t Logan think before he opened his mouth?
“Well, it was Nick’s idea, but Black signed off on it,” Logan clarified. Nick was another of the directors—the only one out of the four rumoured to have a soul. There, that sounded more plausible.
“Sloane’s issues outside work aren’t any of your business.”
Ah, so there was a problem. Logan reached into the box blind and pulled out a donut. Boston Creme. He bit into it, never taking his eyes off Leah.
“This is delicious. Are you sure you don’t want one?”
“You’re such an asshole, Logan.”
“Tell me something I don’t know, like why Sloane looked as though she wanted to put her pen through someone’s throat earlier.”
The prospect of refined sugar won out, and Leah sighed. “Man trouble.”
“Man trouble? Sloane?”
“Don’t sound so surprised. She gets plenty of interest. It just so happened that the last guy was a prick. Still is a prick.”
Didn’t Logan know it? A prick with gelled hair, a fancy condo, an electric BMW, and—most likely—a limp dick. The mystery wasn’t why he was interested in Sloane, but why she’d been interested in him.
“What did he do?”
“Cheated on her. But you didn’t hear it from me, okay?”
That little cocksucker. Logan dropped the box of donuts on the counter and cracked his knuckles.
“I’ll have a word. Nobody does that to Sloane.”
“No! Why do you think she kept it quiet? She doesn’t want anyone here taking things into their own hands.”
“I promise I’ll be nice.”
“Seriously?”
“Sure.”
“Just don’t do it. Please? He’ll probably take all her stuff to Goodwill if you antagonise him.”
“What stuff?”
Leah dropped into one of the weird plastic chairs that had appeared in the kitchen the previous week. Lime green, kind of triangular, but at least the wheels on the bottom made it easier to tug her towards him.
“Tell me everything, or I’ll have to ask Kenneth.”
“You know his name?”
Shit. “I may have heard Sloane mention it a time or two.”
And he may also have got Kenneth’s number from Sloane’s cell phone when she wasn’t paying attention, then persuaded Mouse, one of Blackwood’s data geeks and a man of questionable morals, to dig up everything he could find on the sleaze. Kenneth spent a hundred dollars on a hairstylist every fourth Saturday, regular as clockwork. What sort of man did that? In fact, Logan couldn’t even remember the last time he got his hair cut. He stroked his chin absent-mindedly—yeah, he might have trimmed his beard a couple of weeks ago. Maybe a month.
Leah ate two donuts while she spilled everything, but Logan had lost his appetite. That arrogant little troll was trying to bully Sloane into continuing their relationship after what he did? The guy was deluded. He’d had everything and lost it through his own stupidity. Sloane was sweet as cotton candy, loyal, hard-working, not to mention pretty. No, Kenneth wouldn’t be getting her back.
“So he’s expecting her at seven?”
“Yes, but she’s not going.”
“Make sure she doesn’t. I’ll go instead.”
“Logan…”
“I won’t leave any marks. Cross my heart.”
